One Sentence Film Reviews
Saturday, December 31
My Bloody Valentine
Director:
George Mihalka
IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082782
Review:
Doesn't really hold attention well but still brings a fair amount of nicely shot sequences and fun ideas.
Watch it if:
You want something of its time.
And if you liked:
Silent Night, Deadly Night, New Year's Evil
Phantom of the Paradise
Director:
Brian De Palma
IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071994
Review:
Delirious and insane with a real sense of thrust and style.
Watch it if:
You want something that does entirely what it wants.
And if you liked:
Shock Treatment, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, A Clockwork Orange, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Banshees of Inisherin
Director:
Martin McDonagh
IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11813216
Review:
Intriguing and mostly well performed but relies on its setting to deliver a certain amount of depth that the story doesn't fully live up to.
Watch it if:
You want to see something that manages to derive a lot from a simple premise.
And if you liked:
First Reformed, Calvary, The Seventh Seal
Friday, December 30
New Year's Evil
Director:
Emmett Alston
IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082806
Review:
Builds tension and intrigue decently with some good ideas and shot with a reasonable amount of flair.
Watch it if:
You're interested in the higher end of the grungy slashers.
And if you liked:
Silent Night, Deadly Night, Black Christmas
Wednesday, December 28
Babylon
Director:
Damien Chazelle
IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10640346
Review:
Doesn't quite land as well as it could but carries a great deal on its own steam and thrust with a lot of fun in the chaos.
Watch it if:
You're ok with something sprawling.
And if you liked:
Singin' in the Rain, The Artist, La La Land
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
Director:
DIRECTOR
IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11564570
Review:
Cheats a little bit but otherwise brings he right levels of silliness combined with a well managed story structure.
Watch it if:
You enjoy a convoluted mystery plot.
And if you liked:
Knives Out, Death on the Nile (2022)
It's a Wonderful Life
Director:
Frank Capra
IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038650
Review:
Perfect in most aspects with gorgeous imagery and a deeply charismatic lead performance.
Watch it if:
You've somehow never seen it like me.
And if you liked:
Back to the Future Part II
Check this out:
The Greatest Gift
Thursday, December 15
Black Christmas
Director:
Bob Clark
IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071222
Review:
Meanders a lot but brings plenty of tension and interesting ideas to the table.
Watch it if:
You're interested in the history of the genre.
And if you liked:
Peeping Tom, Halloween, Terror Train
Sunday, December 11
Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
Director:
Guillermo del Toro and Mark Gustafson
IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1488589
Review:
Poignant and gorgeous in equal measure with a clear moral thread and an unflinching eye.
Watch it if:
You're ok with something not afraid to be strange.
And if you liked:
The Boxtrolls, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Beetlejuice, Porco Rosso
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Director:
Jeff Fowler
IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12412888
Review:
A few bits of fun but gets really lost in a large mess of half-baked ideas.
Watch it if:
You're ok with something that just goes off on unnecessary tangents with unsettling implications.
And if you liked:
Sonic the Hedgehog
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